Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, You’re next.
Dont knock on death?s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what?s the point of practicing?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
DONT HIT KIDS!!!
SmileIt confuses peple..!!
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry?
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.